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Are you an American White Male?

April 24, 2008

Then get ready.

If you do not support Obama, you will be labeled a racist.

If you do not support Clinton, you will be labeled a sexist.

If you support McCain, you will be labeled both.

Basically you can’t win.

Whats that you say? You need proof?

White Men

This is an election about whether the people of Pennsylvania hate blacks more than they hate women. And when I say people, I don’t mean people, I mean white men.

There’s also a few other choice quotes in the article about white men. This author obviously has a few ‘issues’ when it comes to white men (of course I guess just saying that makes me a sexist white male).

After all this time, after all these stupid articles about how powerless white men are and how they can’t even get into college because of overachieving women and affirmative action and mean lady teachers who expected them to sit still in the third grade even though they were all suffering from terminal attention deficit disorder — after all this, they turn out (surprise!) to have all the power. (As they always did, by the way; I hope you didn’t believe any of those articles.)

white men cannot be relied on, as all of us know who have spent a lifetime dating them.

A lot of white men have terrible tempers, and what’s more, they think it’s normal.

  1. A young, well-groomed, good looking, white man can’t get anywhere in this world. Oh well, I can still blog at least…

  2. michaelyi permalink

    After so many years of bragging that women were the crucial swing vote in America that must be wooed by candidates, it sure steams the womanfirsters that this election year isn’t another replay of one of those Year of the Woman media circuses that we’ve been treated to since the 1980s.

    I’m sure glad that Nora Ephron fled Sacramento, California years ago and made her home someplace where she could spend her lifetime dating “mean lady teachers” instead of those men –white men– that she loathes so much. Through all her heartburn in all her failed relationships, Ms. Ephron just doesn’t get it (to use a feminist turn of phrase) that the one common factor in all of them was… her.

  3. Daily Breather permalink

    I was gonna vote for Obama, then I found out he was half white.

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