Are you an American White Male?

April 24, 2008

Then get ready.

If you do not support Obama, you will be labeled a racist.

If you do not support Clinton, you will be labeled a sexist.

If you support McCain, you will be labeled both.

Basically you can’t win.

Whats that you say? You need proof?

White Men

This is an election about whether the people of Pennsylvania hate blacks more than they hate women. And when I say people, I don’t mean people, I mean white men.

There’s also a few other choice quotes in the article about white men. This author obviously has a few ‘issues’ when it comes to white men (of course I guess just saying that makes me a sexist white male).

After all this time, after all these stupid articles about how powerless white men are and how they can’t even get into college because of overachieving women and affirmative action and mean lady teachers who expected them to sit still in the third grade even though they were all suffering from terminal attention deficit disorder — after all this, they turn out (surprise!) to have all the power. (As they always did, by the way; I hope you didn’t believe any of those articles.)

white men cannot be relied on, as all of us know who have spent a lifetime dating them.

A lot of white men have terrible tempers, and what’s more, they think it’s normal.


Remember this guy?

April 12, 2008

I can’t help but wonder if he’s an Obama supporter now. I mean it’s a safe bet he’s not a McCain supporter. I guess he could be a Nader fan… but for some reason I’ve got a pretty good feeling he’s not pulling for Hillary.

Or maybe he’s just expressing antipathy to people who aren’t like him as a way to explain his frustrations.


Trent struggles to adjust

April 12, 2008

to life as one of the great unwashed masses.

Trent Lott: Man of the People, Fledgling Lobbyist

Former Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.) is struggling a bit to adjust to life as a lobbyist.

“I took the Metro for the first time,” Lott told the Sleuth Thursday afternoon

Does anyone else hear a violin playing in the background?

Life in the private sector isn’t as cushy as Lott thought it would be. No more free lunches, no more taxpayer-funded car and driver, no more overprotective press secretary guarding him from the pesky media.

Yup. Definitely a violin.

Lott took his first Metro ride ever last weekend, when thousands of tourists were in town enjoying the annual Cherry Blossom Festival. Could there be a more perfect time for a prima donna first-time rider?

“I stood up the whole time,” Lott said, smiling, as if he enjoyed it.

As if.

Lott really had no idea how to even go about taking public transportation. He didn’t know how to use the Metro fare card machines, or how much money to put on his trip ticket, or how to add money to one of the fare cards his wife gave him. Truly: clueless.

So Patricia Lott did what any good spouse would do. “I took my wife with me and she helped me out,” Lott said.

Anyone else getting flashbacks to George HW Bush and the supermarket barcode scanners? (edit: though a quick check of Snopes.com reports that story as false)

“I’m a man of the people now,” said Lott, who retired in December of last year, less than a year into serving a new six-year term.

Um, yeah…. ‘Man of the People’? Not quite.

Besides taking public transportation, the one-time Senate majority leader is learning how to pull out his wallet, which should certainly be a lot fatter these days after bolting from public service to rake in cash in the private sector.

I haven’t paid for lunch in 30 years,” he joked. Breaux chimed in with an eye roll, saying, “Yeah, he’s learning how to pay for lunch.”

Wow. Well Mr. Lott… I’ve paid for my lunch damn near every single day of my adult life. You’ll excuse me if I don’t really feel too much for your ‘difficulties’ in adjusting to life with the rest of us.


Way to go Bill!

April 12, 2008

Just when this story was dying down and slipping away, you drag it kicking and screaming right back to the front page!

Bill Clinton defends Bosnia remarks

On Thursday, the former president gave a passionate defense of his wife’s claim about “landing under sniper fire” — just as the damaging controversy was dying down.

Bill Clinton said the news media treated her like she had “robbed a bank” and claimed she was experiencing end-of-day fatigue, even though she had made the claim in morning speeches.

“Let me just tell you. The president of Bosnia and General Wesley Clark – who was there making peace where we’d lost three peacekeepers, who had to ride on a dangerous mountain road because it was too dangerous to go the regular, safe way — both defended her, because they pointed out that when her plane landed in Bosnia, she had to go up to the bulletproof part of the plane, in the front. Everybody else had to put their flak jackets underneath the seat in case they got shot at. And everywhere they went, they were covered by Apache helicopters. So they just abbreviated the arrival ceremony.

Really? So now you’re saying you knowingly sent your teenage (she was what… 15-16 years old at the time?) daughter into a situation which required being in the ‘bulletproof part of the plane’ keeping ‘flak jackets … in case they got shot at’ and being constantly ‘covered by Apache helicopters’? Brilliant. Going for that Father of the Year award were we?

He closes with:

And some of them, when they’re 60, they’ll forget something when they’re tired at 11 at night, too.

Which again makes me ask…. if she can’t get her stories right at 11pm, how the hell is she supposed to handle that 3am phone call?


Well I live in Pennsylvania

April 12, 2008

So yeah, this Obama quote matters to me a bit.

But the truth is, is that, our challenge is to get people persuaded that we can make progress when there’s not evidence of that in their daily lives. You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, a lot of them — like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And they’ve gone through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. So it’s not surprising then that they get bitter, and they cling to guns, or religion, or antipathy toward people who aren’t like them, or anti-immigrant sentiment, or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.

Wow. I wonder if that’s what Obama would call ‘typical’ Pennsylvania people? I also wonder if Obama ‘clings’ to his religion as well… or does he consider himself more ‘enlightened’ than all those bitter, gun-totin’, Pennsylvania yokels?

And where did he give this speech? Billionaires row in San Francisco of course. Zombietime has the details (and plenty of photos of course):

Obama Visits Billionaires Row

I wonder why he didn’t give this speech in Pennsylvania?

Update: Higher quality audio file of this speech segment available at zomblog.


Yet another Elton John rant

April 10, 2008

Elton John claims ‘misogynist’ Americans are hindering Hillary Clinton

“I’ve always been a Hillary supporter. There is no-one more qualified to lead America,” he told the audience.

But he added: “I’m amazed by the misogynistic attitudes of some of the people in this country. And I say to hell with them… I love you Hillary. I’ll be there for you.”

*yawn*

Haven’t we heard enough from this guy yet? Lets not forget that he has previously claimed that ‘stars are scared to speak out against war in Iraq because of “bullying tactics” used by the US government to hinder free speech‘ and that he thought American Idol was racist since a black singer he liked was voted off the show. Never mind the fact that two of the past three winners were black.

Edit: A Michelle Malkin reader reminds us of the lyrics to Elton John’s song ‘Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher’:

Can you hear it in the distance
Can you sense it far away
Is it old Rudolph the reindeer
Is it Santa on his sleigh
It’s heading up to Easington
It’s coming down the Tyne
Oh it’s bloddy Maggie Thatcher
And Michael Heseltine

[Chorus:]
So merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
May God’s love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
‘Cause it’s one day closer to your death

Yet another case of ‘Do as I say, not as I do.’


The ‘comedy conspiracy’ against Obama

April 9, 2008

Ok… what? A comedy conspiracy? Is she serious?

Jon Stewart Awards Obama “Dick Move of the Week”

Last night on “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart unveiled a new feature: The “Dick Move of the Week”

It’s the second time that Stewart has implied that Obama was a dick

Note that March 3rd was the night before Super Tuesday II — and also the night that Stewart hosted Clinton for an interview live via satellite. Coincidence? Or yet another example of the comedy conspiracy against Barack Obama?

Ok, maybe she is serious…. but this is probably one of the most ridiculous things I’ve read in the past couple of weeks. You need to go no further than the article itself. Take a look at the second clip Daily Show clip posted. The one thats eight minutes long. 2/3’s of which is spent ripping on Hillary Clinton. But no, Stewart said Obama sounds like he’d be a ‘dicky boyfriend’ so its a CONSPIRACY!! Comedians hate Obama! I mean isn’t it obvious? Clinton did a cameo on SNL. Not only that, but the Daily Show actually interviewed Clinton the night before a primary! Can you imagine?

It’s an amazing ability to see a ‘conspiracy’ in damn near everything. Or maybe she’s still steamed about the whole low bowling score thing.


The ‘Great American Depression’

April 3, 2008

So as I said earlier, when I first saw the ‘USA 2008: The Great Depression’ story from the UK paper The Independent, I thought it was a possible April Fools joke. Well it’s April 3rd now and the story is still there. So I’m going to call it:

Typical Hysterical Media Bullshit.

First things first. Independent, if you’re going to run a picture with a story, try to make sure it was taken in the same year as the story is written. Not almost three years earlier. I like your generic caption of the photo as well: ‘Disadvantaged Americans queue for aid in New York’. Perhaps you were worried that the actual caption of ‘People wait on line to receive donated coats at the kickoff of the 17th annual New York Cares Coat Drive’ didn’t really fit with your whole ’starving Americans on food stamps’ topic? And one final suggestion… next time pick a photo where the main subject doesn’t appear to be adjusting his MP3 player.

Dismal projections by the Congressional Budget Office in Washington suggest that in the fiscal year starting in October, 28 million people in the US will be using government food stamps to buy essential groceries, the highest level since the food assistance programme was introduced in the 1960s.

The increase – from 26.5 million in 2007 – is due partly to recent efforts to increase public awareness of the programme and also a switch from paper coupons to electronic debit cards. But above all it is the pressures being exerted on ordinary Americans by an economy that is suddenly beset by troubles. Housing foreclosures, accelerating jobs losses and fast-rising prices all add to the squeeze.

I’d really like to see that statement supported a bit. I think its odd that we have seen a steady increase in Food Stamp participation in recent years and until now that increase has been attributed to the switch to electronic cards which reduce the ’stigma’ and a MASSIVE advertising campaigns by various States and the Federal Government reminding people of the program and the fact that they could be eligible. There’s also the Farm Bill of 2002 which relaxed a few eligibility requirements for, among others, aliens who have been in the U.S. five years or more and certain immigrants and all immigrant children… regardless of how long they have been in the U.S. (wikipedia: farm bill 2002). But suddenly I guess thats all right out the window and the number one reason for the increase is the fact that the US is in a Depression.

At times, he admits, he and friends bargain with owners of the smaller grocery shops to trade the value of their cards for cash, although it is illegal. “It can be done. I get $7 back on $10.”

Well now, that doesn’t really need any comment now does it?

And the next monthly job numbers, to be released this Friday, are likely to show 50,000 more jobs were lost nationwide in March, and the unemployment rate is up to perhaps 5 per cent.

Up to perhaps 5%? And that marks a depression? I seem to remember a statistic of something like 25% unemployment for a depression. In any case, if 5% unemployment is their marker, the UK better watch out… looks like they beat us to it.

UK Unemployment

March 19 2008 – The unemployment rate remained at 5.2% – down 0.1% over the quarter and down 0.3% on last year. 29.46 million people were in work in the period November to January according to the labour force survey (LFS). This is the highest on record, up by 166,000 on the quarter, and up by 367,000 on the last year.

By the way, the story discussed above which is attributed to David Usborne and ran on April 1st is remarkably similar to this story in the New York Times attributed to Erik Eckholm which ran on March 31st.

Case in point:

One example is Michigan, where one in eight residents now receives food stamps. “Our caseload has more than doubled since 2000, and we’re at an all-time record level,” said Maureen Sorbet, spokeswoman for the Michigan Department of Human Services.

and

Michigan has been in its own mini-recession for years as its collapsing industrial base, particularly in the car industry, has cast more and more out of work. Now, one in eight residents of the state is on food stamps, double the level in 2000. “We have seen a dramatic increase in recent years, but we have also seen it climbing more in recent months,” Maureen Sorbet, a spokeswoman for Michigan’s programme, said.

At least the New York Times article is a bit more accurate:

As a share of the national population, food stamp use was highest in 1994, after several years of poor economic growth, with an average of 27.5 million recipients per month from a lower total of residents. The numbers plummeted in the late 1990s as the economy grew and legal immigrants and certain others were excluded.

But access by legal immigrants has been partly restored and, in the current decade, the federal and state governments have used advertising and other measures to inform people of their eligibility and have often simplified application procedures.

A Depression? To quote John Stossel, give me a break.


Maryland’s Speed Camera Bill Heads To O’Malley

April 1, 2008

Speed Camera Bill Heads To Governor’s Desk; Separate Bill Considered For P.G. County

A bill to allow speed cameras statewide in Maryland is headed to the governor’s desk.

Lawmakers agreed on a bill that would allow speed cameras at state highway work sites, and on neighborhood roads where local jurisdictions allow them.

Under the legislation, the tickets would not carry points but would carry fines of up to $40.

Local jurisdictions may only use the cameras on roads where the speed limit is no more than 45-miles-per-hour

Under the bill, most of the money collected from fines would go to the state treasury. Local governments could only keep enough money to keep the cameras operating

Yeah. Right.

Please excuse me if I sound a bit cynical, but I seem to remember not so long ago when seat belt laws were first passed. At the time we were promised all kinds of restrictions on the enforcement of that law, not the least of which was that it would never be a ‘primary offense’. Meaning you could not be pulled over for failure to wear the restraint. It took just a few short years for seat belts to go from ’secondary offense’ to ‘Maryland State Police hiding in the woods with night vision goggles peering into your car to catch seat belt violators’.

Once speed cameras get their foot in the door, which it looks like they will, it’s all over.


Hillary question of the week

April 1, 2008

If Hillary’s sleep deprivation caused her to ‘mispeak’ the details about her (and Chelsea’s) Bosnia trip no less the THREE separate times, how the hell can she be expected to take care of some international crisis when the red phone rings at 3am?

(I’ve seen various iterations of this question over the past few days. Sources/credits are too numerous to list)

In any case, she claims she ‘misspoke’. Fine, I guess we’ll just add that the the list of other mispeaks such as Whitewater, Travelgate, Rose Law Firm billing records, FBI background files, Johnny Chung, cattle futures and who knows what else.

How is Hillary Clinton still in this race?